It may have taken a little while longer than I would have liked, but the time for pirate pussy has finally arrived! So drop the anchor, or raise the sails, or whatever sounds more piratey to you, and get in on the action of what is quite possibly the biggest and best porn movie ever made. I know, that is a big statement to make, but if you think about just how many pornstars are in this movie and how many big name babes there are, then you can’t deny this is fuckin’ huge. The cast list alone would take up more space than I’ve used so far… so I’m not going to tell you about everyone.

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The main pornstars in Pirates II are Jesse Jane, Stoya, and Riley Steele, with the latter being my personal favorite. I just can’t get enough of Riley Steele in this movie… she is simply stunning and her scenes steal the show, but I may be a little biased on that! Whichever way you look at it, and whoever your favorite pornstar is, Pirates II is one hell of a fuck film and it may be years until something this great comes along again.

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Now on to the Pirates Fleshlight products: there are three Fleshlights available at the moment in the Pirates range which all have their own exclusive textured insert. Stoya comes equipped with the insanely intense Destroya texture; Jesse Jane has a combination texture called The Gauntlet; Riley Steele has a fairly self-explanatory texture called Nipple Alley. These aren’t just different names slapped on slightly different textures either… each of these textures is very noticeably different in looks and of course in how they feel.

Pirates Fleshlight

There are also a bunch of combo deals available when you go to purchase a Pirates Fleshlight. You can choose to buy one of the girls along with a 4-DVD collector’s edition of Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge, or a golden pirate necklace that doubles as a vibrator, or get all three in one deal.

Jesse Jane Pirate Fleshlight GirlJesse Jane looks amazing in the Pirates II movie, with that low cut “pirate shirt” that shows off her cleavage in all the best ways, so it is no surprise that the Fleshlight crew made an equally amazing texture for the Jesse Jane Pirates Fleshlight. Her exclusive custom texture is called The Gauntlet, which probably got the name from the fact that you will be running the gauntlet of at least six separate texture nodes that will leave you speechless at the many unique sensations provided by just one sleeve.

As with the other two Pirate Fleshlights, you don’t get a choice of texture when you buy the Jesse Jane Pirates Fleshlight. That could be a bad thing… but the truth is that The Gauntlet texture is so damn good, and it fits this babe so well, that it becomes hard to imagine wanting anything else! Of course this is not a realistic feeling texture – those are available in other Fleshlight products – but if you don’t mind that, and you just want an intense orgasm then this is the way to go.

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Stoya Pirate Fleshlight GirlI always liked this babe. She has a great nickname… Stoya The Destroya. Or is that just a nickname that the Fleshlight guys gave her? Oh well, on with the show, Stoya is one of the stars in Pirates II, which is one of the biggest porn movies ever, and she has been immortalized in Fleshlight form so that we can all enjoy her pink bits at home!
When you order your own Stoya Pirates Fleshlight you don’t have a lot of options to choose from, in fact there are none… you get Stoya and you get her exclusive custom texture The Destroya. It is a great texture, full of so many different chambers and mini textures for a very intense feeling, but the lack of choice might be a turn off for some. Although I have to say, for fans of Stoya and seeing her in Pirates II in particular you really can’t beat this.

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Riley Steele Pirate Fleshlight GirlNow we get down to my personal favorite blonde beauty: Riley Steele. Is it just me or did she steal the whole show in the Pirates II movie? I don’t want to spoil the movie for you if you haven’t seen it… but damn it she is simply amazing in this. For those of you who have already seen it, or want to watch it for the first time with this special lady, then may I interest you in the Riley Steele Pirates Fleshlight from the makers of the best fuckin’ toys in the world?!?

I thought you’d say yes. Now for the details: The Riley Steele Pirates Fleshlight comes with just one kind of texture, the exclusive Nipple Alley. Just as the name suggests, Nipple Alley is a textured sleeve that is filled from top to bottom and all around with little bumps that are supposed to look like nipples. I didn’t count them all, but there is probably about a hundred of these nipples, and it feels amazing. This is not a realistic texture, and it is not one of the more crazy textures, but the Riley Steele Pirates Fleshlight is definitely a new favorite of mine.

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